Freshly-shaved legs + warm day + swishy skirt (I am a sucker for the swishy skirt) = love.

Am currently reading a book on linguistics (what?  I know I'm a nerd), and at one point it talks about the English word 'do' being a 'dummy auxiliary' - basically a word that has no real meaning but is used to form questions and so on.  The example it gives just so happens to be Do you love dogs?  And now I'm greatly amused, because I am twelve.